I need to train myself to rant in Spanish when I’m drunk.

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Lookin’ good.

Lookin’ good.

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"Dad was, is and always will be one of the kindest, most generous, gentlest souls I’ve ever known, and while there are few things I know for certain right now, one of them is that not just my world, but the entire world is forever a little darker, less colorful and less full of laughter in his absence. We’ll just have to work twice as hard to fill it back up again." - Zelda Williams

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pigeon beats


pigeon beats

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I just found out that a whole jar of pickled okra only contains 30 calories.   I now cannot help but wonder: could I make it through a days worth (1800 calories: 60 jars) of okra?

Peter dont.

And that children is the sombre tale of how we lost Peter to jarred okra.




best female character on television.

I love her

One of my heroes. My pantheon of heroes might be a little skewed, or perfect.

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Dinolich Tagged me sooo…

1) What’s your dream cosplay, no matter how ridiculous?

Probably a big bulky Venom with an animatronic tongue and mouth.And back tendrils.

2) What was the last book you read and would you recommend it?

-The Messenger by Markus Zusak, it was cute other than the last chapter. I would have ended the book right before then. But its pretty good.


Why did the turkey cross the road?
 To prove he wasn’t chicken!

4) If you could have any exotic animal as a pet, what would it be?

Lynx or a Miniature Triceratops, but one of those isn’t real.

5) What fictional character do you resemble/identify with the most? If physical appearance and personality don’t match up, what’s one for each?

Appearance -Soos from Gravity Falls.

Personality- Darkwing Duck always.

6) Who’s your favorite Katamari Cousin

I like the prince, but I haven’t played in a while. I don’t know the other cousin’s names.

7) Go-to karaoke song

Rainbow connection, its a problem.

8) What are you gonna be for Halloween this year? If you don’t know, what were you last year?

Still figuring it out, I don’t think I dressed up last year. Who am I?

9) What’s your ideal Sunday

Going to a museum or a movie with friends follow it up with some board games and pizza and I’m in heaven. I’m easy.

10) If you could beat up a superhero who would it be

Probably Spider-man. I mean I love Spider-man but I always love stories where he gets beaten up and being there in person to see it would be great.

11) Favorite candy???? I don’t know I’m out of questions

Tie between the sour cherry coke bottle and sour gummie worms. I haven’t had either in far too long.

Not tagging anyone as I’m pretty sure Dinolich tagged almost all the people I follow on tumblr who actually know me.



Itchy & Scratchy Land by Nathan Collupy

Mr. Plow by Tony Mitchell

Part of The Simpson’s tribute art show “Last Exit to Springfield”, at the The Dart Gallery. Artwork available HERE.

*Drools a little*

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Pixie warrior by shortcuttothestars Term from pidgequeen <3